French monarchs trying to blend in during the French Revolution. - Mason L. “I told you no one was dressing up!” - Maddii D. When you’re the only one that dressed up for Halloween. - Helena S. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle living in Canada. - Adison H. “Mind the Gap” - Cameron J. Walk the plank, and mind the gap! - Donaldo G. “Please mind the gap.” - Lenny G. Wow, this meal really is from farm to table huh? - Synai M. “Tell me when to stop.” - Marisa H. Dinner is poured. - Malachi C. Now this one right here is what I feed to Seabiscuit. - Leo S. We ran out of steak, but this is the stuff we feed the cows, so close enough. - Haley K. When you ask for extra sauce. - Bri J. When you pull out a piece of gum. - Jason M. When u say u got games on ur phone at the preschool. - Tucker S. “This is why I don’t believe in global warming.” - Jade C. Winter is coming. - Synai M. “It was a cold house I kept.” - Bruce R. How I feel making my dog stay outside when he’s a bad boy. - Julya G. When they said they wanted to chill, this isn’t what they meant. - Jules G. “But sir, it was only sport.” - Yusuf R.
“‘Tis just a scratch, officer.” - Simone C. “I swear, he hit me.” - Justin G. I am a “Jousdoor.” - Lucky S. “Jousting really helped open a lot of doors for me.” “Nice joke. You’re still getting a ticket.” - Jules G.
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P2 When you look like trash but go outside anyways, and you see your reflection in every window. - Maddii D. When your crush is on a date with someone that’s not you. - Paige L. When your ex went on a date with someone new. - Emma W. P4 You vs. the guy she says don’t worry about. - Malachi C. Sorry that’s my ex-boyfriend. - Angie D. When your friends are having fun without you. - Kenden F. “I thought you said you where out of town.” - Sami G. When your daughter goes out on her first date. - Allie J. Honey, I think your ego is inflating. - Adrian L. Wow Jim, the Thanksgiving parade floats are so lifelike this year! - Synai M. P5 When you realize why she was single :( - Julian A. When you find out all your friends hang out without you. - Sydney S. P2 Carl, I think you’re taking that penguin documentary a little too seriously. - Grace C. P3 Walter, I’m going to need an eggs-planation. - Kyleigh B. “I heard that it is better for the back.” - Leo S. P4 “Don’t ask.” - Anthony C. I visited Kim kardashian’s butt doctor... I think it looks really natural what about you? - Allie J. P1
"Honey, watch out!" - Mo A. P2 Girl: Honey bear Boy: yes dear Girl: no, honey bear Boy: I said yes dear Girl: NO THERE IS A HONEY BEAR - Kiki B. Oh Pooh. - Wyatt C. “Looks like we’re in a sticky situation." - Gio S. P3 “Now you’re gonna know how it feels to have your insides squeezed out of you!” - Trin C. "We’re in a sticky situation." - Lenny G. P4 "Don’t steal my honey." - Sami G. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but we’re in a pretty sticky situation." - Synai M. "Honey, we should really get going." - Chance V. P5 The hikers soon found themselves in a STICKY situation. - Daniel R. P4 “We need to get on their level.” - Nadia B. "Hey, looks like someone moved into the yabadabaduplex!" - Synai M. "I see that you caved and bought the place." - Adison H. P5 Man: I don’t know if I can go see your parents. Woman: Why? Man: Because I thought they were cavemen, you didn’t tell me they were Condomen. - Johnny M. So since you’ve rescued me from the tower already, I thought you’d help my parents out too... - Ariana M. P1 “Sorry, I have to leaf!” - Kylie M. “Oh no! I’m FALLing” - Myra P. P2 When you and your friend get separated when choosing a partner for a project. - Nathan G. Don’t fall! Are you really gonna leaf we hanging here by myself?🍃 - Chase K. P3 “I’m breaking this off, Jeff! You’re dead to me just like all the others.” - Kyleigh B. ”I’m leafing! See ya!!” - Tia C. I should really stop falling for you. - Marissa G. At least I am not falling as fast as the Dodgers in the postseason. - Leo S. “Now I know why it’s called fallllllllllllllll.” - Sarah W. P4 “I guess I’m falling for you.” - Nadia B. How it feels when your teacher changes seats and your friend is assigned to the other side of the room. - Nalani D. When the teacher separates you and your best friend’s seats. - Kenden F. “Cause I’m free . . . Free fallin’” - Fynn G. Do you have to leaf so soon? - Addy H. Oh gotta fall, my Leaft is here! - Synai M. P5 My last two brain cells getting ready to join the other not working ones. - Mya B. When everyone’s parents pick them up and you have to wait alone. - Marisa H. It’s best that I leaf you now. It’s not you, it’s me. - Allison N. You said we’d go together!!!! - Daniel R. Leaf: hey where are you going? Other leaf: I’m leafing! - Maddie R. “Tell my branch I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” - Rafael S. P1 If you weren’t so snappy, we wouldn’t be in this situation. - Skye B. How was I supposed to know you didn’t like seafood? - Surinder S. P2 When your boyfriend is shellfish. - Ale M. When the paycheck comes in and you waste your money on dumb things. - Gio S. P3 “We didn’t adopt a lobster for you to do that." - Tia C. I should not have bought those pills off eBay. - Ethan D. 1. I know you like Red Lobster but this is too much. 2. I am never playing thumb war against you even again. 3. Of course you dropped the cake you have buttered claws. 4. You are lucky I got you out of the fisherman’s net. 5. At some point you have to take those gloves off Gary. - Leo S. “I knew he was a little fishy!” - Sarah W. P4 We need to abide by the claw. - CJ H. P5 Caught red handed. - Hannah F. When you get yourself in a fishy situation. - Isa G. P1
“What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.” - Mo I. P2 What was the weather like, unbearable? - Larry K. P3 How’s the salmon? - Marissa G. The service here is unBEARable. - Leo S. P4 “Did you at least wipe your feet?" - Journey M. May I recommend the salmon...it’s fresh and wild caught from earlier this evening. - Synai M. This food is absolutely positively unBEARable. - Isaac R. This food service is unbearable! - Bruce R. P5 “Your picture looked different on bumble.” - Eddy G. P1
“Bring me the person who called me a royal prick!” - Mo I. P2 “I hope the king isn’t a prick.” - Jose A. Is it just me or has the king been a little prickly lately? - Yusuf R. P3 "Sir, are you feeling a little prickly?" - Kyleigh B. When I try to ask my mom for something when she’s in a bad mood. - Trin C. “Sir we’d like to point out that you’ve become such a prick.” - Tia C. "Your highness, I have a thorny issue to discuss with you." - Aisley E. P4 A royal prick. - Kenden F. When you get an F on your test and go to your teacher for extra credit. - Brooke G. "Interesting line of defense you’ve planted there." - Synai M. P5 When you tell your dad you have a boyfriend. - Madison S. “My king, your council is full of pricks.” - Johnny M. P1 I think I’m locked in this relationship. - Dylan I. P2 “We would be in this situation if you didn’t giraffe me crazy.” - Kiki B. Q: What happened when the two giraffes had a race? A: It was neck and neck. - Maddii D. “Being stuck like this is giraffing me crazy.” - Larry K. P5 Really Larry!! You got us into another giraffic jam!! - Vinny C. When you go for the hand shake but they go in for a hug. - Daniel R. What is is called when giraffe’s run into each other? Giraffic Jam - Aaron N. P1
”You will give me lasagna.” - Mo I. Egyptians during 950 B.C. - Surinder S. P2 “Yes, now open the fridge and take out the lasagna.” - Reggie C. Should’ve gotten a dog. - Jay C. When you are trying to sneak out and not get caught. - Gio S. P3 "Do you think I care if it is two in the morning? Feed me!" - Tyler C. "I’m too tired, go catch Jerry for me." - Nick G. "John, get me my lasagna." - Angela S. P4 My sleep paralysis demon letting me know that we’re out of milk. - Kenden F. When your phone goes off in the middle of the night and you turn to look at it. - CJ H. P5 "That’s right John, the time is right for some lasagna." - Bram C. When your pet owns you. - Julya G. "Where my lasagna, John?" - Clayton K. When you forget to feed the cat... - Helena S. |
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